listen, i have loved you for a really long time and… *gets down on one knee* *gets down on two knees* *gets down on all fours* *starts running around pretending to be a dog*
(via fake-mermaid)
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
(via californiablisss)
keep your friends close, but the people who have a chance at becoming famous closer
(via fake-mermaid)
